Russian humor

Colleagues at work ask a woman: - What do you think? To the point look and don't even talk to us. Received from her husband a text message: "stale Pancakes, could only eat 2 pieces". Here I sit now and...

Our officials went to exchange experience abroad. Them well taking over sitting in the bath thumps Hennessey. Our in shock from such a reception. - Where are the funds? - There you see the bridge? - Yes - There's a car across the bridge went, she brought a dollar to our table...

Rain. Dirt. General is going into the army. The road sees a stalled truck part. Well, okay, so be it - need help. Climbed into the chauffeur and began to push. Carting in the mud, but the truck pushed...

Discussed with the husband the topic of salaries: - Yes, for the money I paid, I should just come to work and do not strain. Would pay 30 thousand - could be at least half a day of hard work. 40 thousand - the whole day would have worked and even leftist are not distracted... - And if 50? Without lunch would have worked and in the evening was delayed... And if 60? - On the weekends to go out! - But if 100 thousand?! The husband, thoughtfully scratching his head: - And if 100, I would have been head and do nothing at all...

There is a new Russian in a Swiss Bank: Bros, give the year a loan of $ a hundred. - Please, under three percent per annum, and the required Deposit. - A lot of problems. Here at the door of the 600-th "Mercedes" worth it, here are the keys. Got the money and left...