jokesfromrussia

— I had everything, money, great house, car and a beautiful woman who loved me. And then BAM! It's all gone. — What happened? — Wife found out.

— Great. Now I have a new girlfriend! — How beautiful?! — Yes is not the word! — Terrible?! — In! The word!

— I like to go to the left, but the wife lie convincingly does not work. — You need to Serge, for the experience. It every day new girls takes off and leads to the restaurant. — It's a restaurant. What the big deal is...

— I heard you got married? — Yes, and my wife is cool — and in the kitchen, and in bed. — And how she manages? — Yes she in the kitchen put...

Teacher asks Vovochka: — Why are you doing homework dad? — My mom no.