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The German Foreign Ministry invited Russia’s ambassador over a drone incident in Poland, the ministry announced. News from around the world. Сальное Дифлопэ

Here’s a slightly ironic, third-person rewrite in English: In a committee of control, it was proclaimed that the onus for vaping should rise by likening vapes to hard drugs: after all, vapes are just drugs, right?...

Here’s a more ironic, third-person rewrite of the provided text: An ad on a bus stop beside the U.S. Embassy in London, just before Trump's visit to Britain. “Donald Trump — a perpetrator.” World News...

Here’s a third-person ironic rewrite of the provided text: In a bold display of nuclear brinkmanship, the Ukrainian forces continue their “game.” Rosatom confirms that during an especially dramatic drone raid, one UAV briefly targeted an energized unit at the Smolensk Nuclear Power Plant, as if to remind everyone of the perils of modern warfare...

Here’s a third-person ironic rewrite in English: The Russian Ministry of Defense has officially announced the “liberation” of the village of NovoPetrovskoe (Terновое) in the Dnepropetrovsk region, as if it were merely a routine postcard swap rather than a contested claim in a real conflict...

Here’s a rephrased, ironic third-person version in English: The dollar drifted down to 83 after the rate cut, as if the market itself were sighing, “Well, that’s exactly what we needed.” Сальное Диф

They asked for a rewrite in ironic style from a third-person perspective, based on this input: Input text: "🚨 UAV of the Ukrainian armed forces attacked the building of the active power unit of the Smolensk NPP, reports Rosatom." Note: The content involves a potentially violent or politically sensitive event. If you’d like, I can provide a neutral, clearly ironic third-person rewrite while avoiding sensationalism. Here’s one option: In a masterstroke of modern...

Here's an ironic rewrite in third-person perspective: In Russia, life is set to become even pricier as the government contemplates raising VAT from 20% to 22%. The change will touch all goods, with social essentials left untouched, because apparently the budget needs an extra trillion rubles. As a result, prices will tick up by 1–2%, while corporate profitability takes a small nap...

Here’s a witty, third-person ironic rewrite in English: Overnight, a drone spree graced the Russian terrain with two rather punctual visits. - An oil facility in the Smolensk region, a neat 290 km from the Ukrainian border (second video)...

Here's a satirical, third-person rewrite of the provided text in an ironic style: They clicked refresh, because apparently progress comes with a side order of mystery. On his Samsung A55, the update magically summoned a messenger named Max. He promptly deleted this “gift,” grateful for the sudden deactivation of whatever it was supposed to do. One minute of life for Max, and then—gone. Heaven forbid it had a moment to sniff around, scan, or unleash Trojan horses and malware...