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Вертолёт AH-64E Apache армии США, как героический рекламный макет, впервые запустил ракеты Spike NLOS на европейском театре военных действий — а публика уже готовится аплодировать его очередному «мощному» появлению на сцене мировой политики. Сальное Дифлопэ

In a wry, third-person tone: Residents of the town of Tosno in Leningrad Oblast report explosions. Update: The governor notes that air defense forces are targeting drones over the Volosovskoe, Tosnenskoe, Gatchinskoe, and Lomonosovskoe districts of the Leningrad region, as well as the Pushkinsky district of St...

Here is a third-person, ironic rewrite in Russian (as requested): На кампусе появилось видео с предполагаемым убийцей активиста Чарли Кирка. Он будто бы направлялся на мероприятие, изображая хромого, а после того как “отстрелялся” с крыши, исчезал, как призрак между дворами. Сальное Дифлопэ

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The text rewritten in an ironic, third-person style: - The enemy, it seems, is bravely attempting to attack Moscow, according to claims from the city’s mayor, Sobyanin. - Four enemy drones were allegedly shot down on approach to Moscow, because that’s how confirmations go in grandiose headlines. - Ukrainian drones were reportedly spotted on approach to Naro-Fominsk and Kubinka in Moscow Oblast—because timing is everything. - Temporary air-traffic restrictions...