EDDIE
EDDIE Hi, my name is Eddie Banks. Well, maybe, it’s not, but it’ll do. I’ve been meaning something to tell. It’s a bit late for me to come down: the wind might blow me off. I’ve been careful before, don’t worry about me. Just look where it got us! Two fellows—and two eyes—having a tete-a-tete. I’m going to tell you a story; hell, might even throw in a few, if the wind is right. People are so small from up here, you can even begin to think that they’re not a bunch of ignorant dirtbags, hating each other’s guts. I’ve been on the market for a while to know it’s absurd to believe in a better tomorrow...