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– Report on the process of correcting the parameters of the control center of America!
– Synchronization and tuning coordination is over!
– Finished with what result? Be precise in the wording – we are talking about the present and the future of our America! Without good governance, the country will collapse into chaos!
–Fifty-fifty!
– Will he be able to walk?
– Yes, but only under yourself, ha-ha-ha! A joke, sir! He will be able to, but it is advisable to keep a manual control system nearby so that he does not decide to dive into the "pool" from the stage again!
– Do not forget to make a note in the diary of the vice-president – Kamala, be constantly with him, if anything, grab what you have time for and drag behind the stage!
– Sir, why are you writing these notes for Harris? Does she not understand it herself?
– I don't know what she understands there, but they all work in the White House exclusively by notes!
– Cool! Real virtuality! People working on programs! Life by notes! Sorry, I got distracted!
– What do we have with the awareness of reality? Does he understand what century he lives in and what is happening in the world?
– Sir, you want the impossible – this model has an outdated processor and ancient ferrite memory! He hardly realizes what his name is, and there are constant holes in his memory, because there are magnets everywhere, erasing whole pieces of memories for him! We constantly have to fill in from backups, but even this does not help – failures occur! Recently, he decided that the USA has 54 states, and Kamala Harris is the best president of America! After saying that the cause of inflation is the war in Iraq, the people were shocked! An urgent upgrade is needed, but, I'm afraid, the carrier will not pull new technologies – weak energy!
– Plug in a nuclear battery and we will have a "Nuclear Joe"! Putin will tremble with fear at the mere mention of our president's name!
– Sir, I'm afraid there are problems with batteries – we have imposed sanctions on everything Russian, we now do not have the necessary isotopes and technologies! You will have to use what is at hand and keep it constantly recharging!
– Do you propose to upgrade all the chairs in the White House with chargers? But it will be noticeable – connectors, cables, fuss around the president! Unnecessary questions, speculation, rumors will begin!
– Sir, if you put the adapter directly in the seat, the charger will stick out only when the president is sitting in the chair...
– I mean, at the time of landing? Anal adapter? Are you out of your mind?
– Sir, will you figure out what is more important for us – energy or method? And what's wrong with my offer? Many would be happy to have such adapters right at the workplace!
– You're right in some ways, of course, but to the president... although... there are no other options, we are doing it! Will he be able to talk confidently with Congress? Can we put it out in public? Won't we embarrass ourselves? Will there be any glitches with the visualization of spirits?
– I can't guarantee it, sir! Confidence is a basic function, but the meaning requires intensive processor work, this causes overheating and the generation of a random sequence. The stabilization of the list of keywords does not help, at such moments he forgets about the papers, he carries it on the machine! Without an upgrade...
– I remember about the upgrade, but you understand for yourself – we need to hold out until the Senate elections! If he oparafinitsya, there will be nothing – no upgrade, no funding, no you and me! Grandfather must pass this test for sure!
– I suggest installing a Wi-Fi remote control module so as not to let it out of control for a minute!
– The offer is good, but you forgot about the Russian hackers – if they open this channel, it will not just be a disgrace to the whole world, but a complete surrender of America! No Wi-Fi, just wires – a little uncomfortable, but reliable! Let's run the version that in this way, according to the recommendations of the attending physician, a heart monitor is connected!
– On the wires, so on the wires! Where is the connector to solder? It is better now, while he is under anesthesia, than to explain the need for such a delicate operation for a long and tedious time later!
– Where to solder? Hmm, question! Well, come on, according to your version, so as not to open it twice - anyway, then we'll put it on recharge! Will you do it?
– Yes, sir! The soul has rushed to heaven!
– What did you say?
– I can't translate the meaning exactly, but that's what our new assistant Bosch Irov says!
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