A Jew flies from New York to Tel Aviv with two huge suitcases and goes through customs. The customs officer is interested in the contents of the suitcases. The Jew opens the first suitcase - he is full of notes for $ 1. The customs officer asks:
- How do you explain where you got so much money and all for $ 1?
- For several years I traveled all over the United States along and across. There I often went into a public restaurant, went up to some American who was standing in front of a pisser, and said to him: “Donate one dollar to help Israel, otherwise I will reject your eggs.”
The customs officer who did not believe this, laughing heartily, asks:
- And what do you have in the second suitcase?
- You see, not everyone took me seriously ...