Развлечемся? ;)
Вот несколько популярных шуток, которые смогут понять только те, кто хотя бы немного знает английский. Let's go.
1.
Three tomatoes are walking down the street:
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and little Baby Tomato.
Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets angry.
Goes back, then squishes him and says: "Ketchup".
Эта шутка взята из "Криминального чтива". Для тех, кто не понял: "cаtch up" и "ketchup" звучат одинаково.
2.
A telephone call:
- Hello, are you there?
- Yes. Who are you, please?
- I'm Watt.
- What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
- Yes, what's your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes, are you James?
- No, I'm Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name is Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt. Knott.
- What?
3.
There's a train at 4:04 said Miss Jenny.
Four tickets I'll take.
Have you any?
Said the man at the door.
"Not four for 4:04,
For four for 4:04 is too many."
4.
You Know What Is The Difference Between Girls Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8: “You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story”
At 18: “You Tell Her A Story And Take Her To Bed”
At 28: “You Don’t Need To Tell Her A Story To Take Her To Bed”
At 38: “She Tells You A Story And Takes You To Bed”
At 48: “You Tell Her A Story To Avoid Going To Bed”
At 58: “You Stay In Bed To Avoid Her Story”
At 68: “If You Take Her To Bed, That’ll Be A Story“
5. И немного нецензурщины:
-Why did America remove the "u" from "colour"?
-Because fuck u that's why.