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About Vovochka

The teacher asks students: — Peter, what do you wanna be when you grow up? Doctor. — Well done. And you, Bob? — A lawyer. — Clever. And you, Vovochka? — I want to be a jerk. — Why goon? — Because when daddy and I go out in the morning from home, he often tells me: "Look at a luxury home at this idiot!" Or: "Look at a cool car at this idiot!"

The teacher asks students:

— Peter, what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Doctor.

— Well done. And you, Bob?

— A lawyer.

— Clever. And you, Vovochka?

— I want to be a jerk.

— Why goon?

— Because when daddy and I go out in the morning from home, he often tells me: "Look at a luxury home at this idiot!" Or: "Look at a cool car at this idiot!"