The teacher asks students:
— Peter, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Doctor.
— Well done. And you, Bob?
— A lawyer.
— Clever. And you, Vovochka?
— I want to be a jerk.
— Why goon?
— Because when daddy and I go out in the morning from home, he often tells me: "Look at a luxury home at this idiot!" Or: "Look at a cool car at this idiot!"
