For many Russians,Turkey has become a habitual destination for the summer holidays. Of course, for a thousand dollars here you can enjoy all the joys of he-inclusive, lounging in the foam of the warm sea and frying his carcass on the beach. However, relaxing in the resort environment, many Russian tourists forget about the prohibitions of this country and get into unpleasant situations...

Translated by Kirill Bobrovsky. Published in English for the first time - Let me visit my mother! I'll stay there some time and be back soon, really! - It's rather peaceful for you to stay with mom. No one will disturb you. However, you will become estranged and forget about relationship. No! - I'll heal myself ... Maybe, better feelings will come .. - In Shakhty? - Lena Yakovleva invites me to the parents' farm - to see the real nature! I lost contact with him for almost a whole summer. It was possible to eat raspberries (with a taste of sour milk), apricots, honey, rabbit...