Guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm Bartender says "what's up with the octopus?" Guy says "this octopus can play any music instrument you put in front of him." There's the band on the stage, so the guitar player walks up and puts down a guitar. Tentacles start to fly, and the guitar starts making the most beautiful sounds you ever heard from a guitar in your life. Sax player walks up and puts down his saxophone. Tentacles start to fly, and the next thing you know, he's playing the saxophone like a master. At the back of the bar is an old Scotman, who walks up in his kilt and lays a bagpipe in front of the octopus. Tentacles start to fly, but no noise is happening. The guy, nervous, says "come on octopus, what's going on?" Octopus goes "dude, I'm trying to get her pajamas off, you mind?" Кто найдет и исправит 5 ошибок в тексте, получит 🥇50 баллов. 4 ошибки - 🥇25 баллов.