Найдите смехоточку и объясните, в чем заключается юмор. Dave worked in a factory, and he always made sandwiches in the morning, took them to work and ate them at midday. Then he married, so he thought, 'Now my wife's going to make my sandwiches.' On the first day, she made him some, and when he got home in the evening, she said to him, 'Were the sandwiches all right?" ‘Oh, yes,' he answered, 'but you only gave me two slices of bread.' The next day she gave him four slices, but he said again, 'Four slices aren't enough.' The third day she gave him eight slices, but those were not enough for him either, so on the fourth day she took a loaf of bread, cut it in half and put a big piece of meat in it. In the evening she said to him, 'Was your lunch nice?' 'Oh, yes,' he answered. 'But two slices of bread aren't enough.' #английскийюмор 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Dead Right. Амплификаторы. Как следует перевести на русский язык выделенные фразы в фрагмента из к/ф "Dead Right"? - Why not? Madame Vorna's been right about everything else, hasn't she? - Yeah, but this guy is just too grotesque to look at, let alone do it with. Jesus, he'd probably smother me. - Come on, would you cheer up? Marry the guy! I mean, didn't Vorna say it was gonna be a short marriage? - [imitating Vorna] Yes, my darling. Soon he inherits the money, then he dies... violently. - Mmm. Did she say how? - She didn't say exactly. - Maybe he's, like, uh... hit by a car, you know? Like, a hit-and-run driver comes along, smashes him, spreads him all along the road. - He is so big. I'm telling you, he's huge. It would take, like, a... like, a truck, a big old Mack truck to flatten him. I got better. I could see him sitting at a big old table full of food, just stuffin' his big old fat face, and then he starts to choke on a big old piece of meat, and he starts gagging and spewing food, and his eyes start to bulge out, and they're watering, and his veins are popping out -- [choking] - Go for it, Cath. You gotta go for it. Первый, кто дас правильный и полный ответ, получит 🥇75 баллов. Второй - 🥈50 баллов. #монетизациязнаний