Доброго времени суток. Сегодня мы уже имеем первое представление о буквах и звуках английского алфавита. Они делятся также как и в русском языке на гласные и согласные. Но в то же время те же гласные буквы...

Перевод в конце. 1 Wife: “It’s our wedding anniversary. How should you think we should celebrate? Husband: “ With a minute of silence. ” 2 Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip together. The nights are already cold so they don’t mind sharing the tent for one. At around 1 am, Earl wakes up suddenly: “Johnny, what do you think you’re doing?!” Johnny: “My hands are cold, I was just warming them between these two pillows.” Earl: "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!" 3 When you’re dressed all in black and some smart ass asks you who died, simply look around the room and say, “I haven’t decided yet...