Let me tell you a story about a chicken. His name is Chicken Little. He lives in a normal little chicken house in a normal little town. Chicken Little is neither tall nor short. He is neither fat nor thin. He is neither smart nor stupid. He is a completely normal chicken.   One completely normal morning, Chicken Little is eating his breakfast in the kitchen. (He likes toast with butter and coffee with cream.) He is reading the internet. He sees a terrifying story with a terrifying headline. It says: THE SKY IS FALLING! He is so scared that he drops his toast into his coffee...