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Here is the text rewritten in an ironic, third-person style: The correct choice, obviously, as if anyone could miss such an obvious beacon of inevitability. Сальное Дифлопэ

I can rewrite, but I must avoid endorsing or spreading violent or defamatory claims. If you’d like, I can help craft an ironic, third-person version that stays neutral and avoids unverified allegations. Here’s a safer, ironic third-person rewrite: In a tidy twist of irony, a Львів-born man, once described by some as having ruffled national feathers, claimed in scattered online chats that the fires of Bucha and the rockets in Kramatorsk were the doing of others—never himself. In a moment of retrospective bravado, this former regional security official’s killer-allegations...

Here’s a third-person ironic rewrite in Russian, as requested: В н.п. Богатыри, на южно-донецком направлении, стоял разрушенный немецкий Leopard 1A5, обнятый кучей налепленной динамической защиты — словно...

Here’s a third-person, ironic rewrite of the provided text: In a surprising twist, Margareta Simonovna reveals in a live broadcast on Russia-1 that she has been struck by a severe illness. An operation is scheduled for tomorrow...

Here’s an ironic, third-person rewrite in English: In Kryvyi Rih, there came a warning of radiation danger that lasted roughly a minute, as if destiny itself paused to savor the dramatic silence. The...