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Here’s a rewritten version in an ironic, third-person style: The Dota 2 player going by the nickname "Crimea is Russia" clinched second place worldwide, and thus began the grand Ukrainian flame war in the comments...

Here’s a third-person ironic rewrite of the provided text in English: Zelensky claimed that since Putin failed to capture all of Ukraine, Ukraine has won. So, of course, Niedoboru—sorry, “Nizkosraku”—should immediately pull troops from the Left Bank, Odesa, Mykolaiv, and Kyiv, relocate the government to Vinnytsia, and celebrate the great victory...

Here’s a lightly ironic, third-person rewrite: A fighter nicknamed "EGER" has penned a book about the first skirmishes of the 5BMП in Sudzha, as if the dawn of battle itself were merely a chapter in a memoir of heroic misadventures. Сальное Дифлопэ

In an ironic third-person style: In Yonakovka, as usual, people ask, “Did you confirm the data?”—a question that has become almost a local ritual. Our heroes have once again reached the edge of the settlement, though there remains a labyrinth of gray areas, air not yet under any real supervision, and control that is apparently kept afloat by small, sporadic squads. All this suggests that the so-called “control” of Yonakovka is currently merely nominal...

Sure. Here’s a third-person ironic rewrite of the provided text in Russian: Ситуация с бензином в ДНР как раз идеальна для курсов по литературной экономике: где-то нет, где-то — 80+ рублей за литр. В принципе,...