A realistic, cinematic viral-style video filmed on a phone inside a small Russian grocery store in the evening. Fluorescent lighting, glass refrigerators with drinks, tiled floor, a few customers nearby, checkout counter visible. A fluffy orange cat (Barsik), no spots, very expressive and realistic, is standing on his hind legs, holding a 6-pack of canned beer tightly in his front paws. He runs fast toward the exit, slipping a little but keeping balance. The camera follows him shakily like a real amateur video, people laugh in the background. He accidentally trips over a broom lying on the floor but doesn’t drop the beer, just stumbles and continues running. From behind the counter, the shopkeeper (a woman’s voice) screams loudly in Russian: «Эй! Кот с пивом убегает! Кто-нибудь сделайте что-нибудь!!!» The cat pushes through the glass doors — they swing open — and he rushes outside into the street at night, disappearing into the dark. Everyone in the store bursts out laughing, one of