Let me tell you a story about a chicken. His name is Chicken Little. He lives in a normal little chicken house in a normal little town. Chicken Little is neither tall nor short. He is neither fat nor thin. He is neither smart nor stupid. He is a completely normal chicken.
One completely normal morning, Chicken Little is eating his breakfast in the kitchen. (He likes toast with butter and coffee with cream.)
He is reading the internet. He sees a terrifying story with a terrifying headline. It says: THE SKY IS FALLING! He is so scared that he drops his toast into his coffee. Plop!
“The sky is falling? THE SKY IS FALLING!” shouts Chicken Little. “I have to warn everyone!”
First, he emails the story to one-thousand of his closest friends. Then runs down the road to warn everyone else.
The first person he meets on the road is Gwen the Hen. She is coming from the supermarket.
“Good morning, Chicken Little!” says Gwen the Hen. “Where are you going? Why are you so scared?”
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