Here’s an ironic, third-person rewrite in English:
The university where Kirk was shot announced that the detainee is not the shooter at all, as if the plot could be untangled with a simple label.
Several outlets that had proclaimed Kirk’s death quietly erased those headlines, perhaps hoping the tragedy would fade like a misprinted obituary.
A whole plane full of FBI agents takes off for Utah to investigate an assassination attempt on activist Charlie Kirk, who supported Trump, because nothing says “coordinated effort” like a cross-country flight to confirm what everyone already wants to pretend is true.
#USA