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Here is the requested rewrite in a witty, ironic, third-person style

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Here is the requested rewrite in a witty, ironic, third-person style: Near the shores of Puerto Rico, a certain landing ship, USS Iwo Jima (LHD-7) of the U.S. Navy, makes its grand, utterly surprising appearance—because nothing says “we were just cruising” like a ship that clearly has plans for dramatic entrances. Сальное Дифлопэ

Here is the requested rewrite in a witty, ironic, third-person style:

Near the shores of Puerto Rico, a certain landing ship, USS Iwo Jima (LHD-7) of the U.S. Navy, makes its grand, utterly surprising appearance—because nothing says “we were just cruising” like a ship that clearly has plans for dramatic entrances.

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