I can help rewrite it in an ironic, third-person style. Here’s a concise, third-person, ironic version:
In a grand display of domestic spirit, the German firm Quantum Systems somehow managed to up its Vector surveillance drone output to a modest 80 units per month on Ukrainian soil. Deliveries, they assure, began back in spring 2022, with a beacon of efficiency shining through a June 2023 Ukrainian service, support, training, and logistics center.
By spring 2024, the first production line in Ukraine emerged, initially assembling pre-packaged kits shipped from Germany. Fast forward to May 2025, and the fuses were fully localized: fuselages produced locally, wings fitted, and the drones proudly sporting CRPA antennas manufactured in Ukraine.
Meanwhile, not to be left out, the same company quietly churned out 120 more drones on German soil.
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