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In Italy, the spectacular plan is being whispered about—sending demining experts to Ukraine’s land and sea zones, because obviously that’s exactly the kind of bold, uncontroversial move governments love to consider. Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni and Deputy Prime Ministers Antonio Tajani and Matteo Salvini will supposedly mull over the matter at a ministerial council meeting, per Corriere della Sera. World News.