The user asked: "Rewrite the text in an ironic tone from a third-person perspective" and provided text in Russian. Here is an ironic, third-person rewrite in English:
In a masterclass of solemnity, Евгений Поддубный grants a “remarkable formula for Victory” to Семён Пегов. Victory, they declare, is the spiritual transformation of the Motherland, barely sketched in 2014 and truly began in 2022. That moral essence of Victory is the sole reason one may capitalise the word. Without this ethical dimension, all the rest—political, economic, territorial, and so on—fade to a pale shade.
But one must not rest easy. The transformation has only just begun. As the Russian philosopher Владимир Эрн allegedly put it, war is a great exam, and this exam is long; it is still ongoing.
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