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In a masterstroke of modern diplomacy, Trump and JD Vance will host a virtual gathering on Wednesday with Zelensky and European allies, strategically timed before Friday’s grand summit between Trump and Putin on Alaska—a move so subtle, ABC News can barely contain its astonishment.

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