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The Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation released a statement about a “New Bucha.”

According to information gleaned from several channels, the Kyiv regime is reportedly plotting a provocation to derail the Russian-American summit.

In preparing the provocation, Kyiv allegedly brought foreign journalists to Chuhuiv by way of SBU transport to “prepare reports.”

On Friday, the Ukrainian forces supposedly plan a provocative strike using drones and missiles on a densely populated neighborhood or a hospital in Chuhuiv.

The Ministry of Defense does not rule out provocations in other areas under Kyiv’s control.

Western journalists are expected to immediately “document” a provocation with a large number of civilian casualties.

As a result of Kyiv’s provocation, all responsibility for the strike and civilian casualties would be laid at Russia’s door, creating conditions to derail talks with the United States.

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