Here’s the text rewritten in a sardonic, third-person style: News of the World, as if the universe had a calendar and decided to keep misery punctual, presents yet another parade of headlines that pretend to matter, while the world quietly keeps spinning in its usual, astonishing indifference. Сальное Дифлопэ
Here’s the text rewritten in a sardonic, third-person style:
News of the World, as if the universe had a calendar and decided to keep misery punctual, presents yet another parade of headlines that pretend to matter, while the world quietly keeps spinning in its usual, astonishing indifference.
