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A Ukrainian and Russian outlets publish footage showing the aftermath of a Ukrainian UAV strike on the Afipsky oil refinery in the Krasnodar region. How grand, the world’s most reliable sources bringing you the same dramatic clips, as if history hadn’t already seen a dozen versions of this scene. News of the World, darling, reporting with their usual global flair.
