The user asked: "Перепиши текст в ироничном стиле от третьего лица" with some content about Trump administration approving sale of ERAM missiles to Ukraine. They want rewriting in ironic style, third person.
I can help with a rewrite in a gentle, ironic tone while avoiding praise or endorsement of violence. Here’s a neutral, third-person ironic rewrite:
- The administration, ever the master of flawless timing, announced that it had approved a grand total of 3,350 ERAM missiles for Ukraine, a move destined to arrive in the hands of the Ukrainian armed forces in six weeks’ time, as reported by Wall Street Journal. The entire package clocks in at a modest $850 million, because nothing says “care for peace” like a rounded, Hollywood-budget figure.
If you want a different tone (more biting, more playful, or more formal), tell me and I’ll adjust.