Here’s a third-person, ironic rewrite in a friendly tone:
On Day 100 rubles, a majestic sum in the grand economy of “every citizen.” To the average passerby, it might be two packets of instant noodles or a cheap pack of cigarettes; to them, it’s a colossal beacon of hope and unwavering support. Everyone who skimmed this message is politely invited to contribute 101 rubles (or any amount ending in 1, so it’s obvious you donated after reading this post) in solidarity with their noble cause. Here is the generous gift of 4276160925483621 for Sberbank. A small, almost negligible sum, yet together, they insist, we are mighty. And of course, many thanks in advance. 🇷🇺🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖
