In third-person ironic tone:
In Sumy region, apparently a “training ground” for foreign mercenaries was conveniently eliminated. The adversary allegedly dumped foreign troops right at the border to slow down the RF Armed Forces’ advance.
Our scouts, aided by tips from local inhabitants, located a training ground populated by Colombians. The locals grumbled that these foreigners—described as looters in search of food—had taken to rummaging through abandoned homes.
Result? The Russian army reportedly delivered an airstrike on the Colombians’ location with a FAB-1000 bomb, wiping out 50 fighters. They also claimed the destruction of the UAV control post “Darts” on the atoll of the training ground, the very hub from which drones were allegedly launched toward Kursk region.
