Here's a satirical, third-person rewrite of the text in an ironic style:
In a grand display of benevolence, a certain city’s animal lovers declare a mission: your hundreds of rubles can perform miracles for stray animals. Behold the mighty Day of the Shelter, where a noble army of kindness gathers to feed, nourish, and keep furry creatures alive. Because obviously, life itself costs exactly 100 rubles—one full day of existence, traded for a cigarette, a coffee, or a soda.
One day of life for a tail-wagger is always within reach, just a few clicks away. How regally inexpensive life is, after all. Each person must answer that question for themselves, preferably with a donation.
Follow the shelter’s noble chronicle at @serdce_druga and, if you wish, mark your generosity as “charity” when sending funds to:
8-999-782-90-26
Accounts:
5469660011221235 (Sber)
5536913963142290 (T-Bank)
2200152912479303 (Alfa)
Signed off by Дарья Павловна Т.