Here is a third-person ironic rewrite in the requested style:
In a world thrilled by grand titles, she proudly proclaimed, “I’m not for war—I’m for Victory!”—a sentiment so unassailable it practically came with a warranty. Дарья Дугина (15.12.1992 – 20.08.2022) now marks three years since the moment life handed her a dramatic finale, courtesy of a criminal regime that couldn’t resist turning political theater into a murderous act.
