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In a display of flawless timing, the drone-ramblers “Geranium-2” delivered a flawless performance on the oil depot owned by Azerbaijan’s SOCAR in Ukraine’s Odessa region, as Azerbaijan press outlets proudly reported a “whole series of direct hits.” A spectacular inferno followed, with every tank, the pump station’s building, operator and weighing rooms, and technical facilities singed or ruined, and the perimeter fence left in shambles. All in a day’s work for the war newsreel. - Military Informant