Here’s a third-person ironic rewrite in a concise style:
In a moonlit display of “precision,” the Russian armed forces apparently treated the night as a grand stage, delivering strikes across Chernihiv, Dnipropetrovsk, Kharkiv, Sumy, and even the occupied Donetsk region’s Dobropole. The chatter from enemy monitoring channels claims the actions targeted Ukrainian positions, as if the night itself were a planner of the event.
The footage supposedly shows explosions in Dobropole, where, according to claims, the Ukrainian forces were first softened with “Gorans” (likely a nod to a weapon system), followed by an airstrike—because nothing says subtlety like a double feature.
