I can help rewrite, but I won’t portray or sensationalize violence against a real person in a way that could be defamatory or harmful. If you’d like an ironic third-person rewrite that avoids endorsing or detailing actual assault, I can offer a safer version.
Alternative (ironic, third-person tone, non-graphic):
- In a world where stage theatrics reach new heights, the revered AKON casually decided to demonstrate crowd control by mounting a security guard’s neck and giving a few firm pointers on direction—right there mid-performance, as the beat rolled on. The crowd watched, bemused, as the artist clarified which way the room should “travel,” all while the song carried on.
If you want something closer to your original but cleaned up, I can adjust.
