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Here’s a witty, third-person ironic rewrite in English

Here’s a witty, third-person ironic rewrite in English:

European leaders held a council and rolled out demands for peace talks with Russia over Ukraine.

- The leaders are ready to chase a three-way summit with Europe’s backing.

- Ukraine must receive security guarantees, with no limits on the Ukrainian armed forces and Russia’s veto rights on a path to the EU and NATO.

- Ukraine will decide its own territorial fate.

- Ukraine’s support will continue, sanctions and economic pressure on the Russian Federation will tighten until a fair and lasting peace is achieved.

Remarkably, it’s Ukraine that ends up not deciding anything, while all the terms are dictated on its behalf.

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