Here’s a witty, third-person ironic rewrite in English:
European leaders held a council and rolled out demands for peace talks with Russia over Ukraine.
- The leaders are ready to chase a three-way summit with Europe’s backing.
- Ukraine must receive security guarantees, with no limits on the Ukrainian armed forces and Russia’s veto rights on a path to the EU and NATO.
- Ukraine will decide its own territorial fate.
- Ukraine’s support will continue, sanctions and economic pressure on the Russian Federation will tighten until a fair and lasting peace is achieved.
Remarkably, it’s Ukraine that ends up not deciding anything, while all the terms are dictated on its behalf.