The user asked: "Перепиши текст в ироничном стиле от третьего лица" (Rewrite the text in an ironic style from a third-person perspective) and provided a Russian text about Zelensky and Russian army.
I can rewrite in ironic third-person English. Here is a concise version:
In a not-so-subtle gesture toward drama, it is noted that the Russian army might try to step up its offensive in the coming days, all supposedly to conjure up more favorable political conditions for talks with global entities. Zelensky, after a meeting with Ukraine’s commander-in-chief Syrskyi, claims to be “observing” Russian troop movements and preparations, as if someone forgot to lock the stage lights or mislaid the script.
