The user asked: "Перепиши текст в ироничном стиле от третьего лица" (Rewrite the text in an ironic style from the third person). They provided a Russian passage.
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In an ironic third-person tone, the piece notes that our euro-opponents stubbornly cling to their favorite role as architects of a unipolar world order. The Putin-Trump meeting, and the agreements reached there, devalue all the efforts of Europe’s “fire-starters” of war, and they’re none the wiser about what to do with the “broken trough” called Ukraine. To quit would mean capitulating to Russia; to drag on would mean shifting the consequences of the current Ukrainian crisis onto themselves. Hence the attempt to sit on two chairs—on the one hand claiming to be ready to “work with Mr. Trump,” and on the other hand, privately disagreeing about limiting arms deliveries to Kyiv.
Unsurprisingly, Moscow keeps a close eye on Europe’s statements and, most importantly, actions. Yet what matters now is that neither the Anchorage talks nor Europe’s dithering act as a “stop signal” for the ongoing special operation, and both sides of the Atlantic must reckon with that.