Enjoy your travels, and remember, a little chaos can make them more memorable!
- Can you help me, please?Перевод: Можете помочь мне, пожалуйста?
Evil Twist: "Can you help me, please? I seem to have lost my way and my wallet. Maybe you can spot me some cash too?" - Where is the bathroom?Перевод: Где туалет?
Evil Twist: "Where is the bathroom? And while you're at it, can you show me the quickest way out of this dump?" - How much does it cost?Перевод: Сколько это стоит?
Evil Twist: "How much does it cost? And can you give me a discount for being such a charming customer?" - I don't understand.Перевод: Я не понимаю.
Evil Twist: "I don't understand. And I don't care to. Just speak louder so I can feign comprehension." - Do you speak English?Перевод: Вы говорите по-английски?
Evil Twist: "Do you speak English? Great, because I don't speak whatever gibberish you're trying to push on me." - I'm lost.Перевод: Я затерялся.
Evil Twist: "I'm lost. And I have no map, no compass, and no clue what I'm doing. Care to join me in this adventure?" - What time does it open/close?Перевод: Во сколько это открывается/закрывается?
Evil Twist: "What time does it open/close? And can you make sure it's closed forever after I'm done with it?" - I'm allergic to [food].Перевод: Я аллергик на [еда].
Evil Twist: "I'm allergic to everything except chaos. Surprise me with your worst dish." - I need a doctor.Перевод: Мне нужен врач.
Evil Twist: "I need a doctor. Or maybe just a miracle, because I'm pretty sure I'm dying from boredom." - Where can I exchange money?Перевод: Где я могу обменять деньги?
Evil Twist: "Where can I exchange money? And can you make sure I get counterfeit bills for extra fun?"
Enjoy your travels, and remember, a little chaos can make them more memorable!