Why don't skeletons fight each other?They don't have the guts, that's why. And neither does their friend because he hasn't got a stomach for it.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?They don't have the guts, that's why. And neither does their friend because he hasn't got a stomach for it.
- Why was the math book sad?Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta.
- How do you organize a space party?You planet.
- Why did the coffee file a police report?It got mugged.
- Why did the scarecrow become a comedian?Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?In case he got a hole in one.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything.
- Why was the computer cold?It left Windows open.
- Why did the bicycle fall over?Because it was two-tired.