Apple is quietly missing the AI boat—and it's not pretty. 🛥 Bloomberg dove into how things went sideways: Siri, with its so-called "built-in AI," is still just that polite little assistant from 2011, now messing up in a whole new range of scenarios (30% more errors, to be precise). 😬 Technically speaking, Apple's voice assistant can't handle those generative features because it's built on an old architecture. They tried to patch things up here and there but... well, some parts just don’t fit! Internally, they’ve acknowledged the issues, given the boot to John Giannandrea—who was in charge of Siri—and are basically hitting the reset button. But here's where it gets juicy. 🍏✨ For the first time ever, Apple’s magic is fizzling out. That clean design cult? It's turning into a self-parody. Today’s Apple feels like a flashy performance by Craig Ferguson—it's a millennial monument. It’s almost like the Vatican—fascinating for millennials but totally disconnected from reality. Meanwhile,