A New York eatery is serving up a wild deal: the more cash you’ve lost in the stock market, the cheaper your meal

A New York eatery is serving up a wild deal: the more cash you’ve lost in the stock market, the cheaper your meal! 😮

📉 Lose 25%? Score 25% off. Down 50%? Enjoy half off. Lost it all? Your meal’s on the house! 🍔

Brilliant for TradFi, but if they did this with crypto traders, they'd be out of business by lunchtime! 💯