Написал диалог-пазл "Если бы у английского был русский синтаксис" в стиле шутки "MGIMO finished? Ask!".
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- Kind day! I friend of-Andrei.
- Kind day!
- Me they call Sasha. How they call you?
- Craig.
- Creck?
- Creyg.
- Ah, Creyg. Daniel Creyg!
- Type of-that, yes.
- Where from?
- Out of England.
- Out of England! Truth?
- Truth.
- Out of which city?
- Not-far from Manchester.
- Oh sharply! Manchester United!?
- Uhm, well, no watch football.
- Englishman which no watch football? This how?
- Yes, sorry. Play. But not watch.
- Not important, in principle. Well, what-by you occupy yourself?
- I teacher.
- To-what teach?
- Spanish.
- But you - English.
- Yes, I… sorry, I joked.
- Ahh.
- English humour... Sorry. Silly joke, forgive.
- Much out-guilt yourself. You pointly Englishman.
- M-yes.
- You here since long?
- Yes, twenty summers, exampledly.
- Nothing to oneself, twenty! Like?
- Endly! Very love!
- That good! Why came here by transport?
- By foot too far….
- … … Ah! English humour.
- Yesss!
- Not very understand.
- Another time sorry.
- Pancake, really many out-guiltings. That not on-Russianly. Cultural difference onfaithful?
- Onfaithul, yes… And you what do? Engineer?
- No, why engineer? You aroundfoot joke?
- In our textbooks all Russians engineer. Or businessman.
- Amusing... I on very deal - businessman.
- Ah… amusing, not expected.
- Textbooks right.
- Shows itself yes!
- ….
- ….
- Creyg, drink vodka?
-... well… drink….
- Not wave yourself, at me now no vodka. But may be when-some outdrink?
- Will be happy to outdrink when-some, save God.
- Healthily! To-me time, was pleasant to get acquainted.
- To-me also was pleasant. Until sighting!
- Until sighting! Let’s, while!