Michael Mellor got a four-month suspended jail sentence for his hobby yesterday. Mellor is a sales representative who drives 400 miles a week on the M25 London orbital motorway. His hobby? Mellor dresses as a police officer, and stops motorists who are driving badly. He gives them a lecture on driving well, then warns them to drive carefully in future. Mellor got the idea while he was driving home after he had been to a funeral. He was driving his white Ford Sierra along the M25 and he was wearing a white shirt and a black tie. He suddenly noticed that cars were going more slowly when they saw him. Police patrols on the M25 use plain white Sierras, and the police officers always wear white shirts and black ties. Two weeks later, a car overtook him on the wrong side. It was going very fast. Mellor was angry, and flashed his lights. The other car pulled up. Mellor stopped too, and the other driver began apologising for what he had done. He called Mellor 'officer'.
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