This is Xenia Smetkova who had the nickname "KRich^^" on a 90’s IRC (International Relay Chat) and later on the Darknet.
She’s a graduate of Bauman’s Institute in Moscow.
It’s been reported by Interpol that a person with the same fingerprint also graduated with a Master's from King’s College in the UK under the name of Chelsea Smith.
According to anonymous informants her great-grandpa was a British officer, who assimilated into Soviet Russia back in 1923, somehow surviving 1937’s social cleansing inspired by Stalin and his circles.
Xenia had been mining Bitcoin from the start and she even patched exploits in the forks of various software BEFORE these terms became mainstream.
At first, she was modest and subtle. No makeup. That’s how she spent her early teenage years. Many thought she was a dude.
But at the end of 2017, she sold all her "official" assets to concentrate on becoming an actress in a small theatre in an obscure province.
She put her heavy-duty Dell laptop on the shelf and started to explore the pleasures of manicures and pedicures, had an operation to correct her sight, and got breast implants of size 4.
It was clear she followed a new calling now. In her words, "this little unsociable, genius tomboy always wanted to be feminine"...
However, all of Xenia's Darknet geek admirers believed it was nothing more than a ruse. They saw her as a monstrous mastermind underneath her transformation into a shimmering beauty.
And indeed she was. But on a scale no-one could have imagined.
As Xenia distracted everyone with her glamorous photos, she dug deeper, looking for exploits in crypto currency mining web services all over the network. She used AI-equipped trojans and distributed computational algorithms to become what they call a ‘miner of miners’ using the Darknet lingo.
Xenia was always one step ahead of the entire crypto world. She never wrote any white papers and didn’t even push releases on Github. She just kept doing her craft and she did it well.
It took Xenia just $200 for the 23andme test to discover that her mother’s DNA was identical to specimens dating between 1370 BC and 124 AD, a time frame corresponding with dynastic periods in Egypt. She was a direct descendant of Queen Nefertiti's line.
Researchers observed that one of the mummified individuals to whom Xenia was related likely belonged to the DNA group I2, a maternal clan that is believed to have originated in Western Asia.
Not a big deal, but it made for great small-talk while doing Tarot for the wives of disgusting crooked-faced and cocaine addicted mafiosos sponsoring Xenia's cozy provincial theater.
In the theater, which had a show twice a week, very well-heeled, terminally ill individuals paid USD$10 million to be euthanized in front of the audience via an ancient Egyptian mummification ritual. At the moment of death, their entire "memory" was "captured" and uploaded into the cloud via an ultra-modern tech inspired by the specimen discovered by Jean-François Champollion in the pyramids not long before his 'last supper' in the Vatican. He passed away on the 4th March 1832 aged 41.
Each of these individuals had signed a document entrusting their assets to Xenia to grow while scientists perfected synthetic bodies and brains. An entire offshore investment group blossomed under Xenia's leadership - the more shows she did, the more the "client trust account" grew.
Each individual was, in turn, promised a full re-animation within 40 years.
That's right: 40 years after the theatrical mummification and memory upload, these individuals would be "brought back to life" in ageless synthetic bodies.
And only her elderly mother Anastasia knew that “Chelsea” was simply “Ксанка Шмыдко с Жiтомеру”, она не любила вспоминать былое, потягивая игристое на острове Капри, все это осталось позади, как страшный сон*
- Oggi è bel tempo, vero?
- Sì, come sempre, mia cara. Andiamo a Librini questo fine settimana?
- Certo, sarà fantastico, Alexander da tanto che ci invita, e ci aspetta!
* And only her elderly mother Anastasia knew that “Chelsea” was simply “Oksana Shmydko from Zhytomyr, Ukraine”, she didn’t like it to remember the days of her past while having prosecco on the beaches of Capri, all of that was a nightmare.
This is the video of the parade of mummies in Egypt