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All the truth about Sputnik 5 from an Israeli Medical Expert

The most significant advantage of this vaccine, not understood by non-professionals, is its Oral administration saving a need for an injection.

All other vaccines use a painful Subcutaneous injection under the skin.

In this type of injection, a short needle is used to inject a drug into the tissue layer between the skin and the muscle.

Many drugs can be administered orally as liquids, capsules, tablets, or chewable tablets.

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In our case the best protocol is to dilute a vaccine vial in 150 gr of Moskovskaya Vodka, preferably in a company of two friends following a Russian tradition.

Keeping social distancing the glass should be than emptied in one continuous gulp. Non Russians have to go through some training with pure Vodka to be able to do it.

Their respective governments should provide a discounted Vodka for this life saving training.

For maximal effect smell and then eat a slice of rye bread with butter and red caviar or herring.

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Phase #3 clinical testing showing three patients put of ventilators and fully recovered. Note three fingers, a new Russian gesture meaning: I look for two COVID19 partners.

Photo taken in Moscow leading hospital #51

Further Testing of spiced Vodka brands are close to complexion. Preliminary results indicate that Pepper and Zubrowka amplify antibody production by 2–3 times.

According to our sources close to Kremlin Putin will will shortly announce a drastic reduction of Vodka price, following recent unrest in Minsk.

Positive side effects.

  • Antidepressant effect
  • Reducing social isolation
  • Saving distiller industry