What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
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A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff.
An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely.
The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, “Pillows!” She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom.
The redhead goes next. She jumps and says “Feathers!” She lands on a mass of feathers below.
The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, “Shit!” as she falls off.