Перевод ищите в историях нашего аккаунта инстаграмм @tripsteps 🍀 ⠀ ⠀ A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. ⠀ ⠀ Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet. ⠀ ⠀ A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language." ⠀ Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.