Good day. For you, a new issue of fishing jokes. All good mood and good luck!
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We all came out of the water and should fish in it.
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-Take the worms, let's go fish.
-Where will I get you the worms?
-Well, you kind of work as a gardener, that you won’t find worms?
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- Why do you need so many ruffs?
-I have a cat, and mother-in-law needs a fish.
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The husband comes from fishing.
-Dear, where is the fish?
-Floats.
-What didn’t you catch anything?
-Why didn’t catch, I caught. The buzz from the rest.
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- Let's go fishing.
-Not hunting!
- I know that it’s not hunting, but fishing is somewhat reminiscent of it.
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-Why did you catch fish at the zoo?
-Wife doesn’t let her go fishing, she says: it would be better to go to the zoo with the children. So I went and decided to combine business with pleasure.
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- Have you been fishing for a long time?
- About nine months ago.
- Congratulations, you became a dad.
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Husband and wife come to the doctor.
The wife says:
-Doctor, we have a problem.
-What happened?
- My husband does not want to go fishing.
-Well, it doesn’t matter! Engage in something else.
-I can not.
-Why?
- He's bothering me, constantly at home.