Good day to all. For you, a new issue of fishing jokes. All good mood and good luck!
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-What are you doing?
- I share the fish.
-What for?
-You understand, I’m my mother-in-law, I love him very much! This is a bucket of ruff for her, but I will leave a couple of pikes with my wife. It won’t leave us.
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- When will you go home?
-When I catch the last fish.
-Serega, are you sure that in this lake you caught all the fish and the last one left?
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- Why do you need so many worms? There are not so many fish.
-That's it. And the mother-in-law thinks that worms are eel.
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He took a drill, gear and went on a trip.
Who knew that in Africa, a drill is not needed.
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The man got to the hospital.
-What about your fifth fulcrum?
-Do you understand the doctor, I went to Africa for fishing. There he caught a half bucket of fish, decided to rest and sat down on a bucket.
-What's next?
-Who knew there were living piranhas.
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- Already caught more than a thousand pikes.
-So what?
-And that Emelya caught the only clever pike with a holey bucket.
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Man, in the fish department.
-And can I get that pike.
-Oh sure. Can you revive her?
- We have a store here, not an intensive care unit.
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-Doctor, I have a problem.
-What's the matter?
- I always want to go fishing.
-So go what's stopping you.
-Wife does not let me in, says nothing to do there.
-So take it with you, show what fishing is.
- I can’t, she constantly disappears at work.
-So let him take a day off for such a thing.
-So you do not give it to her, she works as a nurse for you.