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Jokes about fishing. Here is the problem

Photo taken from Yandex pictures
Photo taken from Yandex pictures

Good day to all. For you, a new issue of fishing jokes. All good mood and good luck!

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-What are you doing?

- I share the fish.

-What for?

-You understand, I’m my mother-in-law, I love him very much! This is a bucket of ruff for her, but I will leave a couple of pikes with my wife. It won’t leave us.

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- When will you go home?

-When I catch the last fish.

-Serega, are you sure that in this lake you caught all the fish and the last one left?

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- Why do you need so many worms? There are not so many fish.

-That's it. And the mother-in-law thinks that worms are eel.

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He took a drill, gear and went on a trip.

Who knew that in Africa, a drill is not needed.

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The man got to the hospital.

-What about your fifth fulcrum?

-Do you understand the doctor, I went to Africa for fishing. There he caught a half bucket of fish, decided to rest and sat down on a bucket.

-What's next?

-Who knew there were living piranhas.

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- Already caught more than a thousand pikes.

-So what?

-And that Emelya caught the only clever pike with a holey bucket.

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Man, in the fish department.

-And can I get that pike.

-Oh sure. Can you revive her?

- We have a store here, not an intensive care unit.

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-Doctor, I have a problem.

-What's the matter?

- I always want to go fishing.

-So go what's stopping you.

-Wife does not let me in, says nothing to do there.

-So take it with you, show what fishing is.

- I can’t, she constantly disappears at work.

-So let him take a day off for such a thing.

-So you do not give it to her, she works as a nurse for you.